jdmejia04:

amoralovesfood:

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how many times have i quoted this movie

not enough

holleighlujah:

THANK GOD FOR WHO EVER MADE THIS. 

This just became my solution to not caring 

star trek aos + tumblr text posts (pt. 2/?; pt. 1)

S.H.I.E.L.D Mission 3 complete. You can still get in on the action and join me in the #ShieldvsHydra fight for a chance to win weekly prizes, plus the Grand Prize - a trip to the #Avengers #AgeOfUltron premiere. http://goo.gl/iLSulS

S.H.I.E.L.D Mission 3 complete. You can still get in on the action and join me in the #ShieldvsHydra fight for a chance to win weekly prizes, plus the Grand Prize - a trip to the #Avengers #AgeOfUltron premiere. http://goo.gl/iLSulS

dangerousandwich:

I demand a fanfic

peep-toe-shoes:

owlygem:

cchtml:

This feeling when you walk into big art supply stores …

Guuuuhhhh

right now I look like homer simpson staring at doughnuts or donuts or just… food.

iamgoingtoremember:

eroticbingobloodbath:

He looks like Satan chilling in hell after a long day of evil

Probably because he is

90s Animal Planet: Animals are cool, kids! They can be your friends! But watch out, some are dangerous! Ooh, watch Jeff Corwin handle the most venomous snake in Africa! Aw, look at the tiger babies! Oh, let's learn about conserving the environment! Remember kids, we must respect this planet, because it's the animals' home as well!
2013 Animal Planet: ANIMALS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. And guess what? PARASITES WILL TOO! Yes I know those aren't really animals, I guess. OH YEAH HERE'S SOME PSEUDO-SCIENCE ABOUT BIGFOOT. He's an animal too, right? WATCH THIS WOMAN GET EATEN BY HER PET CHIMPANZEE. ANIMALS ARE SCARY, KIDS. BE CAUTIOUS AROUND YOUR PET LIZARD OK. oh look kittens!
~~~~~
90s History Channel: Here kids, we're gonna talk about this society today. History from all time periods and all countries. Isn't this stuff fascinating? Watch us dig up a tomb!
Early 2000's History Channel: So there's this guy named Hitler. And he's pretty bad. Let us tell you how bad Hitler is. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. More Hiltler. Hey have you heard about this guy named Hitler?
2013 History Channel: Aliens moonshiners aliens rednecks aliens pawnshops aliens aliens aliens hey have we mentioned aliens because aliens
2014 History Channel: Was Hitler an Alien?
lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

Reblog If You Haver Ever Used One of These Or Just Know What It Is

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

ashashi-corner:

ginathethundergoddess:

yugichrist:

xeppeli:

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

reblogthings:

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It’s scares me that only 16,000 people know what this is

wtf is this some kind of choclat bar

This object has killed over 400,000 people

oh my god. 

Guys.

We’re old.

WE’RE THE OLD ONES NOW

*PANICS*

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unmarvel:

How Marvel Characters Eat Their Food [x]

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shouldnt:

THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH

zoeseyebrows:

this is a show about a guy who eats people

buttercakesandteacafe:

iprayforangels:

coca-cola-anne:

or smilies.
A smiley guide I made to my mom because she doesn’t understand my smileys (3 first pictures)

The quadruple chin though. Glorious 

This. This exactly.

leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg