i would have no use for this
there’s not a reason in the world i could ever come up with to use this product
but i want it
petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy
When she saw him time slowed to a stop. He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him. The one. The first boy she would ever kill.
reminder that this is a thing that actually happened
when you know someone is online and just reblog something for them to see and they reblog it
What happens when you cut the tree the villager is hiding.
I F O U N D Y O U M O T H E R F U C K E R
this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time
That’s called depression. Andy just listed out symptoms of depression.
Those are the symptoms of depression practically word for word out of the DSM
erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing
a dick rising to power
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Ever wondered what acting would be like??
wait a minute
actually, no. don’t wait a minute. i will accept this. i would just clear the bullshit-factory from my mind, get sussed out, constantly have my shit together in every situation, and charged my entire being with creativity and awareness.
i am so down with this~
No more depression. No more anxiety. No more losing my temper at stupid shit. No more crippling fear for the future… None of it.
You guys don’t think big enough.
Feeling motivated and pumped 24/7. Conscious access to your pattern-matching faculties and muscle and generic memory. Splinter your hemispheres and delegate different tasks for improved multi-tasking. Whatever it is you’re doing, from rocket science to playing Starcraft for a living, you’d be dominating the field in a decade.
not big enough.
with 100% brain power you can learn anything much faster than anyone on earth and master it at a record pace, you could out program entire companies, out smart geniuses, never sleep as you can rest your brain in phases become the all powerful being.
We could go even bigger. With complete control, you could bypass the internal memory system in your head. You could remember every thought, every event, every SECOND of your life, even change your memories if you so choose. And if you can get your brain to bypass the simple system it uses to store memories, think of what else you could bypass. You could literaly rewire your brain to be whatever you desired. Suddenly things that used to be thrust upon us could suddenly be changed, from mental disabilities like those mentioned above, to how you go about your day to day life. Going EVEN BIGGER, your brain, is what controls you in its entirety. Having complete control over your brain, that could give you control over things like your metabolism, the rate your fingernails and hair grow, etc.
Ok but what if Clint moves into Avengers Tower to find that this is the only furniture Tony got him.
Tony: Okay, Legolas, all this belongs to you.
Clint: Tony. Tony what the hell is that.
[Three days later]
"Anyone seen Barton?"
Clint: *leaves nest-bed only to add more comfy objects*